i’m not even joking
the psychopathic, fire-loving, rapist sack of shit that’s implied to be a literal brahmin fucker is apparently smarter than Caesar
he’s smarter than Julie Farkas
he’s smarter than Mr. House
he’s smarter than Kimball
he’s smarter than Usanagi, the lady who surgically gives you robot body parts
he’s literally only one point less smart than Arcade
who the fuck was in charge of Cook-Cook’s SPECIAL
"The customer is always right"
the customer is not. 9/10 times the customer is wrong and the retail grunt will have to smile with a polite nod and agree with every thing the customer has to say about any shitty topic, or even if the job is done right and the customer thinks it’s wrong the employee will have to stand there and reluctantly accept they’ve made a mistake regardless to the fact they haven’t at all to keep one self centred, self opinionated cunt right, all while a big man/woman sits in a chair and makes a decision on wether the mistake the employee didn’t make is right or wrong just to please a customer. All retail is set through lies and gritted teeth, but for the most you can still complain behind in the staff room.